I actually have no explanation for this.

.......still no explanation.

....hah....ahaha....

*runs away quickly*

Riding the Struggle Bus (Me complaining about Volleyball)

Actually, I don't think I've talked about volleyball ONCE on this blog, which is surprising, because it's called "Hilarious Volleyblog."
You want me to talk about volleyball, you say? You want to know of my adventures, you tell me?
Fine, but this ain't gonna be pretty. Consider yourself warned.
As I may or may not have mentioned in an earlier post(I'm too lazy to go back and check), I'm sick. Still sick. I really don't want to go to volleyball because:

1. I can't breathe out of my nose
2. I seem to be sneezing out of control
3. My throat feels like I gargled acid, nails, and sandpaper at the same time
4. I feel like I have a fever
5. One of my ears is blocked, so I'm dizzy
6. This was just to make six (my lucky number).

Can you imagine me trying to play volleyball? I'd probably make a fool of myself. And probably make a fool out of someone I may or may not run int--

oh fantastic. Dad's gonna make me go anyway.

I may as well get ready for two hours of torture. Although I usually like volleyball and practicing, today.....just no.
(Update: Oh wow, he actually didn't make me go after I made it known to him the sheer amount of misery I was feeling. Yay! Now I get to....
Study.)

Why I Should Never be Bored and Home Alone

I drew eyebrows on my dog with a silver Sharpie. The poor thing.
She doesn't mind at all though. That's why I love love LOVE my doggie. Love her.
Neither does she. I think she rather likes her new Eyebrows.

I REGRET NOTHING

I'm supposed to write another post?

Wow you guys. Just wow. Keeping up with all of your demands is getting exhausting.
Although you guys really aren't requesting anything.
But if you did, if you commented on a post and asked for a specific post, or if you asked me to draw something for you, I'd be glad to do that. I'd even add a link to your blog after the picture! Just keep in mind I really suck at drawing people.
Now, to get down to business.
I was recently in San Diego. I actually just got back yesterday. It's so snowy here! What's up with that? I think I liked it better when it was a sunny 75ºF. *sighhhhh...*
It's been decided (by me) that I need to dump more information about myself on you guys, although it's completely unnecessary. To make it easier reading for the victims, I'll do so in a handy little list.

• I really enjoy listening to music. Here's a link to my Grooveshark profile (in case you're actually interested in what kind of music I listen to.)
• Drawing is actually a huge part of my life. Like, a really huge part. I don't know what I'd do without it! Probably live in a constant stage of eating chocolate.
• Chocolate--mostly dark chocolate--is also a huge part of my life. 
• I drew you a graph of huge important things in my life!

Now here's a graph of all the good things I tend to think about the most in life...

The rest of the stuff is stuff I'd rather keep in my mind, thanks. It's none of your business, really, and heavily guarded by mind-dragons and Markus. 

Now here's a graph of...of, uh.....

What should I make a graph of next? I have no idea. *shrug*

I guess I'll show you some mind dragons.

Heck yeah! I have several of these bros here guarding my mind whoooooooooo!!!!

Sup from California

Hi there. I'm in San Diego. I have a marvelous tan.
I'm sorry I haven't posted too much lately, so I drew you a dragon to make up for it!

I think I'll name him Henry. Or Pablo!
Yeah. His name is Pablo. As in Picasso! Because I'm obviously SUCH a fantastic artist. (JK guys.)
I'll try to post more often, promise! But for now I need to go to sleep. So good night!

CELEBRITIES THAT I WANNA MEET

The beginning of my work of art...my first digitally illustrated story....

A VERY ANGSTY SCIENCE FAIR
Written and illustrated by me, of course. :3

This is my first digitally illustrated book. So far, I'm feelin' pretty good about it.

Of course, I'm not even CLOSE to being finished yet. For a book of this quality, it would take AGES to finish. I really enjoy art, and I hope you enjoy this too....
I just wanted to shout out a quick thank you to everyone who reads this blog. It's a big commitment for me to keep posting, and I really, really appreciate those of you who take time out of your busy schedule to read it. I would also like to thank you procrastinators out there, for keeping my pageviews up.
Finally, I'd like to thank Mr. Parker, for teaching me the art of blogging. Without all of you people, I don't know what I'd do.
Although I might actually know.
I'd probably blog anyway, just to kill some time.

Update: Here. I actually ended it in this pic. I'm making a new book now. All about celebrities.

DANG, I FORGOT ABOUT MARKUS!

I was just rereading my blog, and I read over my last post, and I promised you a conversation with Markus, and I DIDN'T DO IT!
I'M SO SORRY!
So here's a post to make up for it, and it's mostly (Actually, all about) Markus.
Here you go, friends!

Sorry bro. Didn't mean to. But we haven't talked to you in forever! We were just wondering how you've been.

Chill, bro. I mean, it's not like it's the end of the world, right? Now say hi.

Wow there, Markus. That's an awful lot of bitterness you're carrying around in your adorable, monster-y façade. Maybe you should take a chill pill.

Oh dear....Markus, get that Chill Pill away from me. They contradict my daily dosage of chocolate.

Uh...aha, Markus.....get that thing away from me, please....

Oh dear, uh, Markus.....I'm afraid I might have driven you crazy.....

NO! Nobody has the power to chill that much! Nobody! If you make me eat it, I'll turn into a.....

Welp. Typing with wings for hands is really difficult, I'm afraid. I probably shouldn't have bothered Markus...this'll take a while to wear off. But, well....it WILL wear off. In a few hours. For now, though, I think I might have to hide under my bed.
I have the strangest urge to go under my bed.
Or maybe in a closet somewhere.
Maybe I'll pop out and scare some people.
Rawr.

Things I find Interesting

There are lots of things, really. Lots of interesting things for me to find....interesting.
Here's one of them!

Well, these are my pageviews from this blog for this week. I had 93 from the US (which is to be expected, of course) but the interesting part is that I had seven from France. And two from Germany.
Huh.

Then there's these adorable food-animals from rumble.com. OMG. SO cute.

Okay, and I found everything else from the same link, which should be the word highlighted in purple about three inches back.

So, get ready for the interesting randomness.
GET READY.

So...that's about it. I just made this post because I was bored.
And also procrastinating.

Okay, so I was wrong about the super bowl.

I admit it.
Sue me.

Also, I am sleepy, so don't blame me for the awful quality of this picture.
If you do, I suppose I don't mind if you sue me for that, too.
Whatever.