Sara: My blog, my rules. Live with it, crybaby. I'm the main attraction here. Obviously, it's because of my attractive non-hipster-ness.
|Audrey: I have nothing more to say to you...peasant.|
|Sara (me): O NO U DIDNT GURL|
|Audrey: Oh yes, I did :D|
|Everyone I know: *Falls into riot and proceeds to take selfies with Sara, because she's so darn popular*|