POST THE FIRST

     First of all, I'm terribly sorry about my uncreative title. Really, I am. But, see, I have an awful writer's block right now for some reason, probably because I am very hungry. Seriously, I have second lunch today. It's awful. What makes it slightly better is the fact that I don't have a sense of smell, which stinks (no pun intended there) but is also really helpful. Unfortunately, the food is calling out to me and torturing my stomach. I know I'm hungry when the cafeteria food seems like a plausible option....

     Stomach: Nooooo! Make it stop! I didn't eat breakfast today! *grumble grumble*
     Food: Mwahaha, I shall rule the voooorrrlllldddd!

     Well, that may be a slight exaggeration, but I am seriously hungry.

     Anyway, today I am supposed to be researching blogs that appeal to my particular tastes and style. My favorite one, of course, is the blog that I published for my trip to Europe. It's called THE TRAVEL BLOG.

     Okay, I know, I am absolutely atrocious at choosing titles and headings, but 'THE TRAVEL BLOG" (http://swilli99.blogspot.com/2013_03_01_archive.html) really got the point across. Overall, I had over a thousand views.

     Gurl, I am, like, sooooo popular. Totes adorbs. Gurl.

     So, besides my hunger and my uncreative title choice, I think that this will really be a fun assignment. I have to give all of my credit to Mr. Parker, of course, because he is the one who assigned us this assignment.
     And I just went to the department of redundancy department.
     Oh well.
     I think that that's all for today, friends. And people who I don't know. Who are reading this blog. I really kind of wonder what the heck you people I don't know are thinking about me right now. Probably something along the lines of, "Oh, that poor hungry child. She deserves a Subway." Or perhaps even "This here blawg is mah new fave websaht." Or possibly "This kid is crazy. Good thing we're not related."
     Don't worry, people I don't know. I think that you're crazy too.