Hey hey hey! How's life in the world of the reader (you)? Anything fun happen lately?
Oh, well, okay. I guess since I don't really have much else to talk about, I'll be telling you more about myself.
Mostly my childhood.
Specifically my elementary school years.
In elementary school, I was waaaay different than I am now. I LARPed (Live Action Role Played) as some sort of mythical creature 24/7, and my friends and I had a club called the DC, or Dragon Club.
These days were mostly in 2nd through 5th grade, though. First grade.....bleh. Not so fun.
It was because I was a little kid and rather socially unacceptable. I didn't realize how bad it was at the time, but it was pretty bad.
I had relatively long hair that I always wore in two braids, and I was still talking in a tiny bit of a Texan accent. I tended to wear totally un-matching clothes ALL the time (and refused to wear jeans), I ate a ton but was super skinny, and....and just....I was kind of a jerk to everyone and I was rather cocky and full of myself. It was annoying.
To sum it up, I had straight-cut bangs.
Did I already mention how bad it was?
Here's an illustration of my elementary school self.
Like I said, it was bad. And this is how I met and introduced myself to my BFF of elementary school.
It's pretty bad.
I also ended up beating up a few football players who were my age after they insulted me and my BFF.
Actually, they insulted my 'griffin's honor,' (LARPed as a golden griffin) which was a HUGE deal to me.
I thought I was all like:
But I was actually all like:
So that about explains my Elementary School Years.
I hope you had fun reading!