An Inside View as to What Happens to me when I Eat Chocolate

The title is long, true, but this post is one of the most important posts you will ever read in your entire existence. This is big, this is a huge deal.

A HUGE DEAL.

I hope you understand how big of a deal this is. This is from my point of view and it's what happens to me when I decide to eat chocolate. Here is the way my brain works in a step-by-step diagram....

1. I notice the chocolate. 
2. I pretend that I don't notice the chocolate that I just saw.
3. I tell myself that I can't eat the chocolate because it'll bring on the apocalypse/cause acne/take over my mind.
4. I slowly walk over to the chocolate.
5. I study surrounding of the chocolate, looking over my shoulder as well. I need to make sure I'm not being watched and it's not a trap.
6. I make sure it's dark chocolate. If it's not, I scoff in disgust and leave instantly.
7. I again check to make sure it's not a trap.
8. I slowly and carefully unwrap the chocolate.
9. I take a tiny bite out of the corner and let the chocolate melt in my mouth.
10. I lose all control of myself and proceed to eat/make out with the chocolate viciously.
11. My face is usually covered in chocolate afterwords.
12. I usually go through periods of blacking out/extreme spastic-ness followed by complete chillness and relaxation.
13. I pretend that the whole thing never happened.

Wait what's that

Omgz is that chocolate

Oh gog it is keep a poker face Sara

I really wanna eat it now

THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU CHOCOLATE

That about sums it up. If anything or ANyONE is in the way when I spot high-quality chocolate, I insist that you get out of the way.

I'm serious, it's for your own safety.

Run.